What do you guys have for drinks? I have. I have water. You know what? Cause I'm sick and dying to make it a little more interesting, which is very cool.

Yeah. Zero. Now, did I press the fucking button and it didn't work? Yes.

No. Mandez, are you streaming? Are you. What is that? Sambuca? Yes.

Sambuca. I don't know what you call it. Robert, what do you have? Starts with an S.

Socky. If it's saki, it needs to be in, like, a little. Robert, what do you have? It's a mellow yellow.

Zero. Mellow yellow. You always have some kind of gay beer.

That's. I don't think that's a beer. I think that's a soda.

No. Yeah, it's definitely a soda. I know it's a soda, you fucking retard.

I'm saying Robert always has. No. I'm gonna get even closer.

Robert. I know what Sierra mist is, or mellow yellow or whatever stupid shit you said is. I know what that is.

Tyler's at 100 today. Yeah. You guys triggered the fuck out of me already, dumbass.

Mellow yellow is not a beer. It might have started earlier. It might have started earlier.

It might have started earlier. I asked Tyler if he thought a tens unit. If he thought a tens unit would help with recovery.

We can't get into this, Robert. I'll kill you. What? A tens unit? And I was like, yeah.

He was like, based on how I spelled it. I obviously don't know what you're talking about, which is funny, because you knew it was spelled incorrectly, so you knew something. Nope.

Literally wasn't. Okay, here's how it went. Okay, this is the.

This is the Snapchat I want you to watch. This is that I am. This is the Snapchat I get for Robert.

Okay. I'm gonna recreate it live so you can see it was a text. Yeah.

It was a Snapchat video. Yeah. Do you disagree? The asking you originally about the text.

That's what I'm saying. How about you let me tell the goddamn story? Take a backseat. Drink your fucking mellow yellow hippie beer.

Okay. This is Snapchat that I get from Robert. This is what I get, okay? He goes, I wonder if a Tinzun would be helpful for recovery.

I go, wait, what? Hold a replay button, put my phone to my ear. What if a Tinz unit would be good for recovery? Done. End of snap.

And I go, tens unit tense. Tinz unit. What? I can't even fucking hear him.

So I go, hey, man, tins unithood. Tens unit. Tins unit.

What? Good for recovery. Yes. That's the text message I get back from him.

Yes. And I go, what is it? And he goes, it's neuromagnetic electrical stimulo aklonius. And I went, what does it do? Describe the function of the fucking item.

I don't want to know what polarity it operates on. Holy shit. What is it? Well, I believe it's mostly solid steel and chromium mixed with electromagnetic chromium.

What does it do? If somebody points at an item, hey, what is this? Mostly plastic with a lithium ion battery. What does it do? That's the question. Then he goes, well, it sends electromagnetic sparkles down into the muscle tissue.

Sparkles. Shocks your muscles. Two and a half words.

Two and a half words shocks your muscles. Okay, play games. No, there is no hyperbole.

At all. At all. It's all accurate.

Like 100%. It is a million times. So you just, like, 100% triggered Tyler then you just sent him.

Cause he slurred ten's unit. I didn't know what it was. And then I had to ask you.

I had to send him four text messages, or five before he told me what it was. And he could. He could have said, weird fucking thing that shocks your muscles.

Heard. It's good for recovery. Oh, weird.

I don't know. I'll look into it. It's a transnipular.

This is high quality content. Paul, did you know what a tens unit was? No, I just was. Oh, that is awful.

To try. Oh, gosh. What is this unit? What is it? It stands for cramp.

Nope, that's not what people want. That's not what people want to know ever. I'll save you this.

Hey, Rob. Welcome. It's literally like electroshock therapy of your muscles, okay? It's like little.

Little electric pulses. Okay? That's it. You couldn't have just said that? This is what I'm saying.

And I was like, dude, if Paul was having this conversation with Rob, he would be triggered out of his mind. Oh, I would have stopped being friends with Robert for like a week. If somebody.

Rob, just go in the. For the rest of your time that you're on the earth. If somebody says, what is this? Tens unithood.

They don't want to know what it stands for, what it's made of. If somebody says, what is this? Oh, it's for your pussy. It's for your ass and butt.

That's what it's. That's what they're asking. I wonder what? It would.

That would feel weird. Put it on your butt. Put a ten unit on your butt.

Yeah, I mean, imagine something like that. Nine volt battery. This fucking conversation on your asshole is just off the rails.

I love it. So, Paul, why are you dying? So the teenager brought a cold in the house, and it weakened my already stellar immune system. And then while I was in my weakened state, while the walls were down and the castle was unguarded, Covid snuck in and de established the economy inside my body.

De established? Of which that colony was already impoverished. And there was slavery. Yeah, there was slavery.

I make sure that's enforced. That's. That's a law.

God, that shit is awful. I wish it was just vodka. Jesus Christ.

Welcome to Japan. It's korean. Fucking animal.

This is gonna be such a rough fuck. I love you, Tylere. At least.

At least Frank's out for a good reason, because he's. He'll love. Productive.

Yeah. Love this member of society now. So since I.

We have. So since Frank is not here, we need to make this. Let's make this episode as entertaining for him.

He's. What is he. He's staying in a hotel, right? Didn't he say that Frank out there getting him bitches training? Yeah, Frank slaying poisey in North Georgia or whatever, in some slum training for his.

I. That's a pretty good. That's a pretty good spot.

I think they have an outback there, so they also have a brand new minor league baseball team with the worst name possible, so. Nah. What is it? It's the, like, stone something.

Klein stones or whatever the fuck. It's a type of peach Klein that doesn't even grow in Georgia. Amazing that.

Really? I didn't expect it to be. I expected it to be worse. You said it's the worst name ever.

Well, I just don't understand why a Georgia baseball team is named after something that is 99% grown in California. Maybe it's a California owned Georgia baseball team. No.

Okay. No, it's owned by the Atlanta Braves. Clingstones is the name of them.

Yeah, that's pretty close. All right, so we need to make this. We need to make this as good of an episode as possible for Frank.

Sure. So that he has a really good time with us. So let's look at the show topic ideas.

Okay. Okay. You and I were going to talk about his nobility.

Yes. Yeah. But I want to.

I'll get into that later. That has to do with this. Yeah, I figured as much when you were talking.

I also love how Paul's just like, I don't know what you guys are typing anymore. We're just leaving, like, little Cliff notes. But mine, mine was fairly easy.

I don't know how entertaining it'd be, though. It just kind of revolved around, like, how we approach problems, and it was triggered by legislation from this, coming from these recent school shootings and whatnot. Do we do anything? We're probably not.

Right. Well, it's like, it first got me started. Because you guys are aware of the here in Georgia, right? No, I have no idea.

No, I don't keep. I intentionally do not keep up with any news at all. That's negative.

So, like, a couple weeks ago or a couple days ago, there was a shooting in a high school here or, like, northern Georgia somewhere. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. And the dad is now being charged.

Like, the kid that did the shooting is being charged, but the dad is also being charged for the murders. What did the dad do? Yeah, what did the dad do? Murder. He has to have some complacency in it.

They can't just say you're his father, therefore you're guilty as well. This isn't pretty much it. It's pretty much, like, stemming from essentially saying that he didn't have the weapons locked up or securely.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So there's an actual charge.

Yeah, he's being charged with murder, not negligence. Not like, you know, anything like that, but. And apparently there's, like, an increase going throughout the country of holding parents accountable for their kids action, which I don't necessarily disagree with, but it seems weird and very, very questionable.

Very. Mexico. Yes.

Sins of the father and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sons of the father.

But, bro, if there's a fucking news article that you can't read because you have. You don't have an account, that shit is, they're always behind payroll paywalls and shit. But they were also what got me more into specifically the idle threats equal suspension, is that there's.

There are also school districts that are suspending, just to be clear, spending students just for making, like, even the most idle of threats. And I'm like, how many times have I said, like, man, I can kill you? Or like, I'm gonna blow this place. Oh, God.

I'm gonna get triggered. Okay, we have to stop because there's already. We've already spread misinformation, and this is something I actually care about.

So the father, actually, why I brought it up. I knew it would get you. I knew you liked that.

I knew. This is what you're thinking. Let me know.

Let me know when I can speak on it. Ty. Go ahead.

Okay. The father's not being arrested because the guns were not in cases or whatever you said. He's not being arrested because he's his father.

He's arrested for allowing his son to have a weapon. He gave his son one of the weapons. That is illegal.

This is not some new thing that we've started doing where we're like, oh, you busted nine months ago, so you're guilty, too. This isn't because you can't break into somebody's home and take their gun and kill somebody and arrest the homeowner. That's not how that works.

There was. There would be no reality where you could craft a charge like this. But you can't specifically arrest, hand a gun over to someone and just be like, hey, this is yours.

Yeah. Yeah. If you go out and buy a gun legally, and they go, here, Paul, have my gun, wink, wink, good luck.

Yeah. And you go out and murder people. Yeah, that's.

You're doing something illegal. But I thought, like, one of the loopholes around, like, kids having, like, rifles or was. If it was, like, gifted from a parent or.

I. I think there are different stipulations, but I'm pretty sure we've already said some wrong things, so why don't we just. Why don't we just take a look into it before we start? Yeah.

Because you can gift firearms. Sure. But there is a legal process there, too, right? It's not, happy birthday, son.

Go put it under your bed. The government doesn't know about it. Right.

There's a legal registration process for that as well. And then also, yes, everybody has said stuff that is crazy. Everybody has said, oh, I'd like to kill the president.

Everybody has said insane shit. But when you make the conscious choice to write those things down, it is a totally different game. It solidifies intent.

Here's the law, by the way. You can never, under any circumstance, transfer a firearm to someone you know or have reasonable cause to believe legally can't own one. That's a federal felony.

Well, on the ATF, it just asks, may a parent or guardian purchase firearms or ammunition as a gift for a juvenile less than 18 years of age? Yes. However, persons less than 18 years of age may only receive and possess handguns with the written permission of a parent or guardian for limited purposes. That is, employment, ranching, farming, target practice, or hunting.

So they. They can. It's just I feel like there's some paperwork that must have been avoided, though.

Like. Like, there has to be some legal. So do we know? Do we know? Did he give his son the gun legally? Was it through this process, or did he just go here, son? Do we know that? I'm curious.

Let's see. I mean, either way, though, that doesn't change anything at all, because even if he handed it to him under the table or he gave it to him like that, which is legal, who bears responsibility for their child there? The father does. So this would be.

I mean, if. If he did it the legal way. I don't know why we're hypothesizing.

We should have all of these out in front of us before we speak on it. But anyways, if we're. If we're saying, okay, he did the legal thing where he gave it, and it fell under all these legal regulations, and it was totally okay, and it was totally fine, but he's going to jail anyway.

And it's like, okay, I guess this was just the first time that this has ever happened. And, yes, if you can legally give your 16 year old a gun and they go and kill somebody, you should probably still face some accountability there, I would say. Yeah, it's not really that much crazier than saying, like, hey, if you're driving a car and the person gets out and goes and kills somebody and gets back in and you drive away, you're accountable as well, even though you didn't do anything.

Yeah, but in that case, you get charged with accessory or something like that. Right? You don't get charged with the actual murder. Is the dad being charged with murder? Is he being charged with murder? How much have you researched this, Robert? I thought I did enough, I guess.

I seems like you barely skimmed it. It's like, I saw this on the onion and. Yeah, so this.

This is the. The Associated Press, which is one of the only news articles, presses that I trust, says he was arrested for allowing his son to have a weapon. But it doesn't say.

Doesn't say he was arrested for murder. That wouldn't happen. That couldn't happen.

Yeah, I mean, that's the point. That's the thing. I was like, that doesn't make any damn sense at all.

Robert thought we were in fucking communist Russia all of a sudden. Well, you said. Was it last week? You said we were one step away from.

We are one degree away from fascism, which, by the way, I meant to say that's entirely incorrect. We have the entirety of Congress that we also elect and all that, but whatever. I'm just saying, like, when it comes to our main leaders, we only get two choices.

Fascism gets one choice. So, you know, it's. Let's see.

Oh, man. I love Tyler's rage. Good times.

I'm rating now. I am, too. You guys are fucking trip.

I love you guys. So you can be sentenced to ten years in prison for not securing a firearm at home. Okay.

Which is good. That's great. Glad.

Glad faces two counts of second degree murder in connection with the second degree. I feel like charges that push the legal limits of parental responsibility of child's alleged gun crime. That's from CNN, not CNN.

He's also being charged with involuntary manslaughter. Yeah, which is kind of funny. I don't know how you could charge somebody for second degree murder and involuntary manslaughter at the same time.

I don't know how that's possible. You can't say. Second degree murder says that you caused the death of another person that was about to.

Involuntary manslaughter means, well, you unintentionally caused the death of another person. So it's like, are you, like, a lawyer or something, Tyler? Then you. I have a criminology degree and I did a very successful internship, so, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Second degree murder says, hey, you killed somebody, and then involuntary manslaughter means you unintentionally killed somebody. So it's like, which one are you accusing of intent or not? How can you. How can you possibly charge somebody with both? I wonder if they're trying to apply a different charge just to different.

But, yeah, they'll probably just see whatever will stick. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that's cool. That's a fun topic. That really brightened up my day, and I really appreciate you sharing it.

That's why I got it out of the way first. I knew that would be in Tyler's wheelhouse, but I wish I could see. Do you see what I see? How the father gave him the gun.

There's, like, no information about how the gun was given to him. The only thing I could find on that was that he bought him an AR 15 because he thought he was a wuss and he needed to toughen up some. Here you go.

Eight counts of cruelty to children. So, yeah, this is probably. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

It's cruel to give your children a gift. Now I want to know how he got eight counts. What are the eight counts? Like, what did he count? Yeah, what you countin'why? Is this permanently on my fucking screen right now? Can you fuck off please.

Thank you. Hold on. Sorry.

I know this is dead air, but I'm just reading dead air. Dead air. Not if I'm cut that out, though.

Aw, you're so mean to me, but I love it. Don't cut that out. Leave that in.

I have a box of tissues you sound like you should have a box of. Yeah, well, I am so congested. There's so much snot in my face, in my chest, throat.

Tyler, why did you get out of that line of work? I think you might have answered that before, but basically, the internship went really, really well. But right after that happened, Covid started basically because Florida was very, very open with their restrictions. All of the restrictive places up north, the literal experts just moved down and took the.

Took any and all open positions and beat the shit out of me because I have my cool little internship and they have 20 years of experience. Right. Gotcha.

Oh, Robert, we have the same printer. That's awesome. That happened for, like, a year or two, and then I went, all right, well, I'm not just going to do nothing.

That makes sense. I love that. Okay.

Authorities have not offered any motive or explained how the suspect obtained the gun and got it into the school. Yeah. So the father is only being charged with failure to secure a firearm.

Awesome. So what was that about the. About the murder, involuntary and second degree.

It sounds like fake news to me. It sounds like people trying to incite other people with bullies. Wait, what do you mean? You said he's only being charged with not securing the firearms.

Say who he is? The dad. Correct. But he is also.

The CNN article that I just read had him charged with second degree murder and involuntary manslaughter. Yes, that is also true. But you just said he's only being charged with the.

I didn't say he's only. That's not what I said. Oh, I thought I heard only.

No, onlyfans.com. yes, $4.99 a month.

So let me read what I said again. Authorities have not offered any motive or explained how the suspect obtained the gun or got it into the school. So I'm saying the child having the gun has not been revealed whether it was a gift or whether he took it from his dad and it was unsecured.

That's what I'm saying. Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. Okay.

Okay, cool. So what the fuck was the point of this? I don't remember. Something about kings or something.

I was kind of getting to the. Whether or not idle threats should result in, like, suspension and charges and then what I was trying to fish. Also, what you guys thought about parents being held accountable for their children's actions.

I don't really think verbal most. I would say you probably can't charge somebody on a verbal thing, or you shouldn't. I know that if you go up and you're like, I want to kill the president, that you can get arrested for that.

But most of that stuff I don't think should be illegal. But if it's written down anywhere, even over a text. Yes.

Sorry. And I know. I see, you know, I say, I want to kill you with a hammer.

I want to bomb a school or whatever, but if you are making a social media post and you say, like, hey, I want to blow up my job, my office, that becomes a declaration, right? Yes. Yeah. That's because I feel like there's a separation of intent at that point so that it's pre.

Whatever, premeditated, Paul. Yeah, I'll leave that out. Attorney of law.

Attorney of law, Esquire. I know very little about the law. Whatever, dude.

This angle on this camera makes me look jacked. Like, I have the article up still. I mean, Robert, you're trapped.

I can. I'm doing it, too, but you guys can't see. Are you kidding me? Look like I have a fucking turtle shell, dude.

Bro can crush a watermelon with its neck. It's crazy. Watermelon.

Like, right up here and just lifting dumbbells. Good. I got my cortisol.

Good. Nice and high. So now we can talk about whatever else.

Cortisol. What about this Concorde game that you guys were bitching about earlier? I. Some weird controversy.

Tyler was bitching about it. I want to turn. I want to turn it over to Paul, but I just want to say there is.

There was all I know, and then I want to know. Sorry. I want to know all you know as well, Robert.

But all I know is that there was a game called Concorde. I think it was like an Overwatch game, and it was live for, like, two days or something, and then it went offline. And I've heard that there was a lot of shitting on white people from, like, the fans of that game and the game development team.

That's what I heard. So, yeah, the fact that that game, like, instantly flopped, I'm like, I got to know the full story. I got to know what the fuck's going on.

Robert, what have you heard? I mean, that's basically, I've seen comparisons of, like, the final art compared to, like, the concept art and how drastically different they are and how drastically more shitty they are. Oh. And then just, you know, we hate white people.

That's basically it. All right, Paul, how true is what we've said? Pretty much all of it. And I can't even really like, because I have all these tabs pulled over.

I actually got pulled over my phone too, because I got some stuff I was gonna say. You said you had a shit. Yeah.

You got the dirt on it. I'm so excited. So Concorde was in development for eight fucking years.

Wow. Fucking years it was on. And my favorite thing most recently is the developers came to the dev team.

It was like, thanks, everybody, for doing such a great job. We created something fantastic here. And I'm just like, that's really funny.

It's made by Firewalk Studios. We need to let that be known. Did they make anything? No, but it was all like, sony's money.

So it was a PlayStation exclusive, kind of. I think they did end up releasing it on other consoles just to try because sales were abysmal, so they were trying to push it out. But what happened is I saw this one article, I thought it was really funny when they announced it at whatever game show they announced it at.

It was like they showed the trailer and it kind of promised this sort of like, it's space adventure, guardians of the galaxy type fucking like thing. And people were kind of excited. And then the guy walks out and it's like, Concorde's gonna be a five versus five hero multiplayer shooter.

And the dude in the review was like, you could hear a pin drop in two halls away from how, like, nobody wants that. Nobody wants. Yeah, I don't.

You're saying you spent eight years developing a game that like, previewed five characters and only ended up having 16 total characters and then maybe like a handful of maps. When did Overwatch come out, by the way? 16 or something like that, long ago. Firewalk Studios just let you know how absolutely insignificant they were and are.

Apparently Concord's the only thing they've done. Sony bought them or developed them or created them or whatever. In 2018, when you try to pull up a wikipedia about firewall Studios, it just defaults to Sony Studios.

Yeah, it's. It was, it doesn't even have a Wii. You're so insignificant.

You don't even have a shitty wiki. And my, you know, just from a gamer point of view, like, the plan, the plan they had was as the game would go on, they would do free post launch updates and add more characters. And every week they would put out a new cutscene revealing the story, and it was like, why don't you just give us a fucking story mode? As a gamer? It's like, you spent eight years on this.

You charge people $40 for a fucking hero shooter where 90% of them are already free. It's like, I can go play overwatch two right now for free. I can go play Valerie for free.

I can go play this, this, this, or this for free. And it's like you're charging $40 for some bullshit, and then you release your beta, and nobody liked it. And that says a lot when, like, just everybody fucking hates your shit.

Did you ever play it, Paul? Yeah, I played the beta. It was. Did you really? I did.

I played the beta. The colors that are representative in the cutscenes and on the concept art, I think, like, captured my attention. But once you actually got into the game, it was so grimy looking.

It was just browns and greens and grayse. Not even fun greens. Like, just puke.

Dark green sounds like Elden ring. Oh, my God. It looked awful.

And then what? Sony. My bad. Sony acquired them in April of 2023, so just in time to shit the bit.

Yeah. There was this big thing going around about they didn't want to over sexualize the female characters. They wanted it to be more progressive.

The game featured five black women, four aliens, three robots, and one white man. And it had non heteronormative, like, pronouns and this, that, and the other. So that's awesome.

And you look at some of the concept art, they, like, didn't want to over sexualize, so they took away, like, a lot of that. They were like, no, no, we don't want to, like, sexualize these women. And then there was a lot of stuff.

Like, people were like, oh, it looks like they typed, give me an overwatch character in the chat. And then looking, like, for some of the design, because some of the designs are pretty shitty, to be fair. Dude.

Having five when, like, 86% of people that play video games are white guys, to have it be a five. Five black. Five black.

So funny, dude. Five black women showered off hands. Tyler, have you seen any of the characters? No.

Oh, they look like. They look like shit. That's one of them.

And this is supposed to be a hero shooter, where these people are supposed to be in shape and, you know, active. Yeah, here's another. I'm gonna put these up.

These are gonna be included in art cover art. There's a fat robot, by the way. He's just the big old fat.

Look, go find the big yellow robot. He's a fat robot. I already passed by him.

He looks like the Michelin man, but not. Yeah, like wish.com, bro.

This is fucking. This is insane. It's.

It's bad. These are these two characters. Look, dude, who.

Wait, isn't there something about that, that robot being trans? Probably concord robot, robot with fucking. I didn't see that. But I'm almost guaranteed, like, that's a thing that checks out.

But the designs overall looked really bad. The gameplay was very, very basic. There was no like, trend setting.

They didn't do anything new or exciting with the concept of a hero shooter. I think another big thing is this probably would not have failed if it wasn't a hero shooter. Like, if they had stuck with more of like a something else.

Like an adventure game or something. There are 16 total characters. Wow.

But it's like we are flooded with hero shooters. Like there's, there's valorant, there's Overwatch, there's Star wars hunters, there's. Fuck.

Does anybody remember Battleborn and how that failed and never do that? I will never forget. I watched Paladin video. I watched a video of somebody playing Battleborn and they have like the Soldier 76 guy and one of his voice lines.

He just out of nowhere goes, feminism is awesome. It's just like these things. People don't want these things though.

People are not excited about hero shooters and they haven't been for a long time. Like that fell off a while ago and I don't know why. I guess because they were in development for 80 fucking years.

Maybe they were just like, alright, I guess we gotta put it out now. But there was like, God, I think Amazon tried to do a hero shooter. Was it called crucible? There was like epic.

Did like two of them. They keep trying to bring it back, but it sucks. Paragon or whatever.

I know Marvel's got one coming out soon called rivals, which it looks okay. It looks like overwatch. I just.

Nobody's doing anything exciting with the, with that genre. Right. And I'm sorry, but fucking pronouns and whatever this fucking woke shit is that that Concord tried to do is not the way to handle that either.

It's like, that's not gonna help things stop. Like, stop it. God.

Oh, deadlock was another booshi. Dude, there's so many. Oh, I forgot about deadlock.

So many heroes pronouns. The robot has pronouns. That's the title of the episode, bro.

That is so. I am going to make that at the title. Yes.

But it's like, yeah, it's got I think another week left to be online. They are offering people refunds for it. It has been completely removed from marketplaces.

You cannot even find it on the marketplace. I tried. Any players that are still playing it are currently jumping off the cliff, committing suicide.

Every game. They're not even playing the game anymore. Why are they doing that? Just to keep the game alive? No, just to.

Just to make a metaphor for suicide. Like, haha, your game's dead and we're not going to actually participate. I don't know if it was fans of the game or if it was anybody involved, but it was like people are saying like, yeah, I'm glad there's finally not a game for them or whatever.

That's ridiculous, saying some shit like that. Yeah, and then it's like, your game's dead. Sorry, but it's like it was DOA, you know? And there's a lot of games like that lately that have been just immediately like, oh, you released bullshit and you knew it was gonna be bullshit and you should not have done that.

It's like Suicide Squad was like that too. Like it was dead on arrival. Nobody wanted to.

Nobody wants a fucking live service. Fucking suicide squad game. That was bullshit.

Team was in development for eight years, dude. But it's like this. This keeps happening, right? Like developers keep following this horrible trend of like hopping on whatever fucking bandwagon is popular and think they can make Insta money and it just ends in disaster.

It happened with all the fucking battle royales. Like back when. Back when Fortnite was like, look how much money we're making.

And everybody had to have a battle royale battlefield, Call of Duty, fallout. Everybody wanted to be a battle royale because I was waiting for you to say PUBG and I was going to jump all over PUBG. And that was first.

Well, Arma three, I think, predated that. But now you've got like, whoa. Sony is removing the copies of Concorde from people's accounts from PlayStation.

This game is not playable and as a result, we have removed this content from your account. Yep. As of right now, there are 69 people that have the platinum.

So congratulations to them. Somebody post the life expectancy of a house fly is generally 15 to 30 days. And Concord was outlived by a house fly.

God damn, bro, that's brutal. But it just 450 recent players. But you look at like games that follow trends and try to try to print insta money and it's just like skull and bones failed.

Suicide squad failed. This failed. Originality and creativity are dead.

At least Skull and Bones was still running and things like Fortnite killed it, so I just. Okay, cool. That skull and bones so is suicide squad, but nobody's fucking playing it.

Where the sh, I'm sure it has its fans, but God damn, those games suck. Paul, what was the new warframe that just came out? Last ascendant. I have first ascendant.

I have not been the reason I bring it up. That game. The women in that game are crazy.

Oh, the Warframe light game. Yeah. First descent.

They're all, like, ten. They put the booty cheeks out. Yeah, bro, I haven't seen that in a game in, like, 15 years.

It was, like, shocking. Dude, I think I forgot how nice that is to look at it. It's like dead or alive.

Volleyball. Yeah. Where's my titty games, Mandy? My titties.

Wow. Some laser suit Larry or whatever. It's like, I get it.

That's kind of sexist. Like, if we're gonna make titty games, we also gotta make penis games for the ladies. But that's what cyberpunk's for.

That's what cyberpunk's for. God, fuck that game. But it's like, I think there is a thing.

Like, I don't think sexualizing characters is necessarily a bad thing. Like, they're the guys in that are hot, too. Like, fucking the, the chef.

Dude. People are meant to be attracted to each other. I don't know why we're demonizing, like, physical attraction.

It's, like, weird. I'm waiting for it to happen to Batman because, like, if they, like, say, oh, poison ivy can't be sexualized. I mean, like, that's her whole fucking deal.

That's the point. Like, it's going to happen. Oh, that's, that's sexist to make poison.

Shut the fuck up. Goddamn. Just want to slap a bitch on the ass.

God, I bet Frank will like this episode. I think based on how it's going, there is straight up a skin for, like, three of the female characters in first descendant. That's just straight.

They have a thong on, and their cheeks are out. That rocks. Yeah, it is.

This reminds me of the meme where it's comparing s class armor between the guys and the girls. And the guys is like a fucking tank. And the girls, like, the, you know, slave Leia, the bikini first descendant takes the sex sales to, like, a whole new, like, not a whole new level.

It just reintroduces that concept to gaming, I guess. It's like, hey, look, japanese booty. Women enjoy it.

Japanese booty women. Yeah, man, that's. It's so funny because I was looking before it came out, I was watching like trailers and stuff for it and Felicity saw it and she was like, so this is anime girl, the game? And I'm like, yeah, pretty much.

Yeah. Honestly, that and zenless Zone Zero and those other fucking, like anime capture games and shit. What was that game that came out when we were working at GameStop that it was all about like ripping clothes off.

Crap? What was it? Hold on. Anime, like fighting game. I saw somebody was like, if there was one word I could use to describe Zenseless zone Zero, it would be bouncy.

And I'm like, oh, lord, Akiva strip. That's the one I was thinking of. Remember Sinran Kagura? Is that the japanese samurai? Like the NATO game on the beach? Oh, what's the big titty samurai game? We would always find the fucking game flipped over on the wall.

I don't know. But I do remember the special edition one that came with the mouse pad. That was just a set of titties for the armrest or wrist.

Fuck. What is it in the silk pillow? It's like. I think it's like Sengoku some shit.

Oh, yeah, let's see. Is it Sengoku Basara? No, that's something else. Fucking hell.

I can't remember. Good stuff. All right.

Should I get into my nobility thing? Have we. Have we run Concorde into the ground? Yeah, we ran Concord into the ground. I did.

There was something I wanted to touch on briefly since we were talking about canceled shit. But that was just like very small. I know you'd be put to sleep by it.

So for the record, skull and bones all time peak was 16 days ago and it was 3000 players. Whoop dee doo. It is crazy that they canceled the last of us two.

That mobile multiplayer game they were going to do, frontiers, I think they canceled that. But Concorde gets put out. That's just what they cancel the last of us.

It was the multiplayer last of us two game. I think it was called frontiers. It was in development.

They canceled it. You don't know about this? Oh, no, I didn't. I didn't know anything about that.

Yeah, I mean, Uncharted's multiplayer was pretty good. So was the last of us. So they were.

They were planning on doing a whole separate game for the last of us two's multiplayer and then they went, oh, nevermind. That was the titty ninja game. Yes, that's the titty niche game.

We always the moms would always come in and flip it over so nobody could see. I remember any dude anytime I got a pre order in for that game and it was the big collector's one, and I would, I would go, wow, I guess, yeah, this came out today and I'm gonna put it aside. And the guy that came in, I would always go, yep, I know why you're here.

I can tell by how you look. I can tell by how fucked up you look. Here it is.

All right. You can do your thing, Paul. Since it ties into the.

Yeah, so we were talking about canceled stuff and it made me think about the acolyte and how it got cancelled. So they're not doing a season two of the acolyte, which sucks. That sucks.

I like whatever because, yeah, there are a lot of people that liked it, but I think it just got hated out of existence pretty much. And it's, it shows you just how much pull fans have over fucking things like that. It's like fans make or break shows a lot of times.

And unfortunately Star wars has the worst fans, so there's just no appeasing them. It's like you watch the acolyte and everything people have been complaining about for years about Star wars. They addressed it in the acolyte.

They had references to plagiaris. They had lightsabers were cutting through walls and actually killing people. They had brutal deaths, great choreography.

They touched on stuff that wasn't canon anymore, like cortosis metal and the high republic era and lightsaber whips. Everything that fans have wanted and they gave it to them and they were like, no. The fucking director said, c three Po is gay.

So this show sucks. And it's like what I did see a scene of, I believe it was in the acolyte, somebody deflecting a lightsaber with their helmet. And I went, well, that sucks.

That's cortosis. Yeah, that's, there's a metal in the extended universe that called cortosis that actually does that. That's a, that's a real thing.

Oh, okay. So they're bitching about that substance. Yeah, they're like.

And it's like, yeah, but that's from the books. And you know, the things you like. Jingle keys.

Haha. The books, the extended stuff that you like. Disney got rid of jingle keys.

Like, you know, we finally made it real. Here it is. And they're like, yeah, this is stupid.

The writing sucks. The writing has always sucked. Okay, I need to go to Tashi station and buy power converters.

The writing has always sucked. That's Star wars. The fucking Phantom menace was about trade disputes.

The Star wars writing. You don't come to Star wars for writing. You come to Star wars for space magic laser swords and explosions in space.

That don't make sense. Stop fucking bitching. Goddess and brothers kissing sister.

It had the best fight scenes I've seen in Star wars in ages. I fucking hands down. That's true.

That middle episode where he snaps that dude's neck and stabs that bitch to the chest three times really quick. I was like, fuck, it was badass. Okay, so you agree with this, Robert? Yeah, dude.

I was like, in that whole time, I was like, oh, they're not gonna let those two characters die. They've built them up too. They're gonna fucking bring them back to life with the bag they came with.

Bruins them. Yeah, they fucking killed it. They built these characters up for four episodes and then just straight murdered them.

And I was like, yay, thank you. You had the balls to actually do something worth a fuck. And then the final episode fight scene was really good, too, where they're cutting through the walls and all that shit's falling down around them in the hallway.

I really liked that. I thought that was really cool. But I just.

Good stuff. I just. Fans suck, and I'm tired of that shit.

So that was my whole thing. All right, Tyler, you can talk about your kings of shadow or whatever. Kings of Leonida.

All right, I won't get too long. Frank's nobility. I'm sorry.

Yes, I got. I got re excited because I want to go watch it again. I could feel the fire burn inside.

Yeah. It burned away the mucus for like a very brief moment. Maybe the title of the episode will be the Frank or the Frank.

The robot has Frank's nobility. Maybe I'll do that. The trans robot has Frank's nobility.

Why does the pronoun robot steal Frank's nobility? So I won't get too into it. There's a book I have to remember that people can't see it. So there's a book I'm reading called king we're magician lover.

It's for men. It's basically the idea that anything wrong with you as a man is your fault. It's within your own mind and you need to learn how to fix it.

And there is reading a section on. Basically the idea is there are those four parts of you that if they're within you and they exist in harmony, you're good. But most people have some kind of imbalance where instead of the kingdom.

You're the Shadow king. Tyrant king. Like, thank you, Paul.

Sorry, the Shadow king or the tyrant king. And these manifest very differently. So an example here is.

So this is the tyrant king. Okay, so here we find the executives. Did his audio interested? Sorry, did your audio.

Your audio just, like, cut weird. Mine. Yeah, it did for a second.

Okay, let me try again. It sounds fine now. Yeah.

Okay. So again, this is the tyrant king. Here we find the executives who are more interested in furthering their own careers than in being good stewards of the realms placed under their authority.

There is no devotion or real loyalty to the company, only to themselves. This is the CEO who negotiates for his own financial benefit to sell his company to see it dismembered and rendered impotent, who is willing to see his friends and loyal employees fired as excess baggage in the now popular leveraged buyout. Okay, so that's who it's speaking to.

Somebody that has achieved very, very highly, but is still ultimately not who he should be. And I was like, man, if there is somebody that embodies the opposite of that, the king in his fullness, as the book would say, frank would have gone down the ship with us no matter what. If somebody came in and said, hey, man, I know you're making, whatever, 45 a year.

We'll give you 55 if you fire everybody and let us hire a new staff, Frank wouldn't have done it. And you boys know that's fucking true. Yeah, that's cool as shit.

Yeah, Frank should have fired me, like, seven times. Yeah. It just made me think about that, and I was like, damn, that's a really good.

Like, it's a real world example of, like, when faced with something like that, like, hey, this would be a financial benefit to you. A big one. It would look great for us that you let us do this.

And I know Frank would have gone, no, I can't do that. The value of loyalty is pretty high. It's really fucking cool.

I mean, that was it. I hope he gets something out of that when he listens to this. If he listens to this.

We love you. Yeah, we love you, man. It's very accurate.

I can't put my fingers in a camera that doesn't exist, but I doing it in spirit. Go get one from Walgreens for $6.99. And then you, bitch, you can play that.

The quality sucks. Yeah, you know why? Because you'll spend fucking dollar 80 on Lego fart noirs or whatever, the dumb new fucking gay ass game that comes out. Yeah, what did you just buy? Warhammer.

Space Marines two. How much? You should tell Tyler what you told me yesterday. You're like, I'm gonna stop playing this game.

Yeah, all right, so I'm kind of depressed. I went back to the home screen on PlayStation, and PlayStation informed me that I was 55% of the way through the game. He just bought the kidde and I was like, are you serious right now? Like, granted, it was all trade credit, so it's like, I didn't, you know, whatever, but.

And there's multiplayer and there's other shit to do, like co op stuff or whatever, different modes he's trying to rationalize. I am trying to ration out this game, but I'm having to stop playing the campaign as much just to like, whoa, I need you. See, Tyler, I didn't lose as much money as I could have.

Yeah, I could have lost more. I mean, it was all trade credits. I'm not.

Whatever, but, yes, but you still paid for those games that you traded in one of them, or you traded. Yeah, traders, your money in all cycles, eventually, yes, but I got value out of them. But if you buy $260 games and you trade them both in for 30 and then use that 60 to buy a game, and you go, I didn't pay anything for it.

Yeah, you did. Yeah, no, I'm just saying this effectively paid $120 for $60. My bank account was fine until the next assassin's creed, you know, Uganda comes out.

I mean, oh, my God. But to be fair, to be fair, at least Warhammer is. It's pretty much like, okay, I paid for the game, got the game, game works.

It's fun to play. I don't have to worry about microtransactions and a bunch of bullshit. So now I want to make the COVID art.

Just some weird fake assassin's creed. Uganda. You're jumping out of trees into a haystack.

Uganda. Jesus. Frankly, miss you.

We do miss. Yeah, we miss you, man. I hope you're having fun.

I hope you're busting crazy nuts in that hotel all by yourself, blasting ropes in every direction, fuck it. In a celebratory manner, making them hotel towels crusty. Tyler's face.

Holy shit, that just sells that moment so much. I wish I should have screenshotted that. Fuck.

Make it your discord profile. Just me going, oh, God, that would be great. Well, that's good.

Well, I'm gonna wrap up this one. Yeah, man. Anything else anybody else wanted to come up with? Talk about? I don't know.

He's gonna talk shit about anything that I want to talk about. So, yeah, probably male voice actors or something. Yeah.

James Earl Jones died. Yeah, he did. What's there to say? 93.

I liked him as the king of Zamunda. Sure, coming to America. I liked him as the old man and the sandlot.

Yeah, he was cool in Fortnite. Yeah, he was cool, dude. If somebody's like, hey, you're that guy from Fortnite.

I'd be like, oh, my God, kill me now. Fuck that shit. Like, if you go to cosplay at a convention as fucking Darth Vader or Spider man or something, they're like, hey, you're that guy from Fortnite.

It'd be like, I will kill you with a hammer. Don't you dare. All right, boys, I guess I gotta get back to studying fucking kids.

Studying what? Fun times. You mean studying what? Studying what he's studying. To an official yank on your hammer.

Harder. Yes. I'm studying gooning techniques.

I'm studying how to crank my pecker. Yeah, man, crank your pecker. Yeah, over there spanking the monkey.

Fuck it. I'm over there jerking the gherkin. You're getting a pair of hairy Franks.

Frank's gonna be listening to the podcast going. Me, too. Hammering his shit out, listening to us.

I miss you boys, especially Paul. Yeah, well, I say he's master. Why do you have a screwdriver? Why do you not have.

What the fuck? He just have a screwdriver? He's playing with a screwdriver, dude. I'm always putting shit together, man. He hits his wife with it while she's sleeping, and she wakes up.

Ow. What the fuck was. Huh? What happened? Honey, I swear, a screwdriver was hitting me in the face these night.

These nightmares of yours sure are staying the same every now. Are you gaslighting your wife about hitting her with a screwdriver? She has a welt right here on her head, sweetie. I don't know.

Maybe it's Freddy Krueger. You know what happens in real life? She goes, you're right, Rob. I love.

He goes, yeah, whatever. Let's go to sleep. Pop, pop.

Pop, pop. All right, let's wrap this shit up. I gotta study.

All right. Hey, Paul. Yeah? Do your sick gay thing.

Goodbye, everybody. That's still pretty good.